Someone Somewhere
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Welcome to 'SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE' the agency that creates memories ...

'Someone, Somewhere' is a High End Boutique Agency specialising in beautiful companions for the discreet and discerning gentleman. These ladies are only available on an 'extra curricular' part time basis. Most of our companions are models, artists or professional career girls who all choose to do this for 'fun', 'variety' and 'pure pleasure'. 

This 'collaborative of companions' caters to a variety of tastes, from the quintessential English rose to the sun kissed Australian bombshell. Although most of the lades you will meet are British, what ever their nationality, we can guarantee they are all intelligent, independent ladies who have real life goals and aspirations. 

If you don't find what you are looking for on our portfolio, please keep in mind that 'Someone, Somewhere' offers 'off the menu' ladies who ONLY meet with our most cherished regular clients, you know who you are!


'Someone, Somewhere' offers the highest level of personalised service for booking a beautiful and charming companion:

'I value long term relationships with my clients, so it is in my best interest to be honest, efficient and discreet. I strive to provide the best possible service and welcome your feedback. Someone, Somewhere is the agency with the human touch!'

So remember, when you're somewhere and you want to be with someone, get in touch with Vanessa!


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Latest Blog
Under The Skin

Posted on 2014-03-24 17:40:12
Amanda and I went to see Under The Skin, starring the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson. Based on the Michael Faber novel, itís a sci-fi thriller about a remote, mysterious woman in the Scottish Highlands who lures men into her van in a predatory fashion; resulting in a set of dark consequences. Never one to indulge in spoilers, I liked how the film lead us to some insightful discussion on science fiction and itís incorporation of sexuality. Amanda then regaled me with a story; from her none-too-distant past of a night with, frankly, an alien sex fiend. This man, we'll call him Michael, had a sci-fi fixation that took in everything from Star Trek to Phillip K Dick novels to, erÖ modern-day Star Trek remakes; that

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